Monday, November 17, 2008

my dear fren's adventure with the microwave oven

ma ma ma ma says:
loool
ma ma ma ma says:
yesterday
ma ma ma ma says:
i wanna make instant nodles
ma ma ma ma says:
noodles*
ma ma ma ma says:
i plugged in the electric kettle
ma ma ma ma says:
but forgot to turn on the switch
ma ma ma ma says:
so the water didn't boil
ma ma ma ma says:
den i poured it into the cup, onli to realise it wasn't cooking
ma ma ma ma says:
so i decided to put it in the microwave to cook it
ma ma ma ma says:
so happens that under the 'lid' there was aluminium foil
ma ma ma ma says:
so the cup noodles caught fire
ma ma ma ma says:
hahahahah
Lee Tat says:
wtf
Lee Tat says:
den how
Lee Tat says:
haha
Lee Tat says:
wah dangerous sia
ma ma ma ma says:
yea
ma ma ma ma says:
i stupid
ma ma ma ma says:
hahaha
Lee Tat says:
so you put it off?
Lee Tat says:
hahahaha
Lee Tat says:
using bare hands?
Lee Tat says:
wooo
ma ma ma ma says:
coz i set it to 2min
Lee Tat says:
crazy bitch
ma ma ma ma says:
den 1st 3 seconds
ma ma ma ma says:
have flickering lights inside le
Lee Tat says:
boil water also don't need 2 mins
ma ma ma ma says:
den i was like wtf
Lee Tat says:
wtf
Lee Tat says:
HAHA

ma ma ma ma says:
den i quickly turn off the microwave
ma ma ma ma says:
but the light still flickering
Lee Tat says:
i am posting this to my blog
ma ma ma ma says:
so i open the door
Lee Tat says:
ahahahaa
ma ma ma ma says:
den
ma ma ma ma says:
omg the lid on fire
ma ma ma ma says:
den i juz blow lo
Lee Tat says:
huaaa
ma ma ma ma says:
heng the thing nv meltdown
ma ma ma ma says:
den all the water come out
ma ma ma ma says:
hahaha
ma ma ma ma says:
onli the lid caught fire
Lee Tat says:
later some radioactive isotopes form you are screwedd
Lee Tat says:
haha
Lee Tat says:
who cleaned up the mess?
Lee Tat says:
hahaah
ma ma ma ma says:
den the top part of the inside of the microwave black black de
ma ma ma ma says:
eh, me lo
Lee Tat says:
hahaha
Lee Tat says:
so in thge end
Lee Tat says:
still got cup noodles to eat?
Lee Tat says:
haha
ma ma ma ma says:
that was the last one
ma ma ma ma says:
so dun have lo
ma ma ma ma says:
=S

hahahaha

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

dream is what it is called for a simple reason
it will never come true
at least for me
first it was yt
then it was vc

what a poor guy



sigh

Monday, October 20, 2008

i must do something
hiatus
hiatus
nooooooo
i am in one deep shit hole
all over again
nooooooo

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

i was this close to __________
i thank beale and jiahe for their constructive advice
if not i might __________
ohh man i can't imagine it

impulse can kill

gut feeling is for lower life forms, for they have no brains to think

i was THIS close to becoming a lower life form

mann

Thursday, October 02, 2008

a very POWERful buddy of mine once said

"i dont mind, seriously, having a collision (inelastic collision/elastic collision) again but this time round i wont screw it up"

yea man... same sentiments...

Saturday, September 20, 2008

to my juniors who happen to read this blog

ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR PROMOS

Monday, September 15, 2008

POST PRELIMS ACTIVITY

Date:19/9/2008, Friday
Time: RIGHT AFTER CHEMISTRY MCQ
Activity: SOCCCCCCERRRRRRRR

only for those who are not going to ace the prelims.

sign up by tagging WITH YOUR REAL NAME BIATCHES :D

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Friday, July 25, 2008

hiatus
until i am happy with my performance

Thursday, July 03, 2008

not yet indeed...
what was i thinking...
shitt...
noooo...
i shall abstain...
for now...
until...


arrr shitt...

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

topics for physics
Kinematics
Forces
Dynamics
Work, Energy, Power
Motion in a Circle
Gravitation
Electric Fields
Currecnt Electricity
DC Circuits
Electromagnetism
Electromagnetic Induction
Alternating Current
Quantum Physics
topics for maths
1. Sequences & Series
(Method of Diff, Recurrence Relation, Binomial Expansion, MI, APGP etc..)
2. Vectors
3. P & C
4. Probability
5. Binomial, Poisson Distributions
6. Normal distribution
7. Sampling
8. Hypothesis Testing

Friday, June 06, 2008

alright 5/6/08 marked that end of my squash years in TJ as a team member
uhhhh
it has been 3 and a half years since i join TJ squash
time always flies
wanted to say the following during the camp but the little monkeys just had to spoil it by playing some water games.
actually is not a game coz is not a 2 way thing. hahaha
alright i wanted to say that
tonight is the last time i speak to you all as a captain.
uhhh. i know that i am demanding at times, becoz i want things to be done my way. and to me, whatever i do things that i think would be of the best interest of the squash team. so hope you guys pardon me. hahaha
i enjoy my time with the team. both the juniors and seniors.
all the gossip sessions all the dinners we have after training
i really enjoy that.
i enjoy training with the seniors and training the juniors. even though at times some of you get on to my nerves but haha but yea everything is cool now.
most importantly i hope i have spark your interest in squash and brought excitement/amusement/fun to you guys.
all the best to the next exco. if you all need any consultation please feel free to approach me i charge you guys at around 50 cent per word. hahaha
i will remember each and everyone of you, members of the squash team
finally i hope that you guys will fondly remember me
:)
Best Regards

see so emotional. but the little monkeys just had to ruin the moment
dammit
hahah

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Chemistry topics tested for JCT
organic chemistry(all)
periodic table
mole concept and stoichiometry
gases
atomic structure and bonding
chem kinetics
chem & ion equilibrium
thermochemistry
electric chem 1 (galvanic cells)

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

i envy those with healthy bodies

Saturday, May 24, 2008

this is my 111 post
and this shall be the last post about the squash season
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~
is one hell of a ride really

we first got the draw with the 4 teams which stand a chance in the top 4
acsi acjc njc tjc
well ac s are the strongest but of coz nj and tj won't give up without putting a fight
so i have to say that we got a tough group

1st 2 games against ac s. so effectively we can say that by the end of our 2nd match we are already out of the competition. but we nvr give up and still hope...

and there seem to be a glimpse of hope when njc told us about XXX being underage

so we fought on regardless

i have to say that the match against this certain school located around adams road was the climax of our campaign. although there aren't many supporters (as usual) we literally fight like dogs
we were down 2-1
and of coz several flashes of brilliance by the captain pull the team back to 2-2
HAHAHAHA yes i am damn proud of this
(like hello!? playing with a club player... fought back from 1-2 and trailing 7-4 in the 4th set and came back to win the set and evetually won the game 3-2 is WOOOHOOOOHOOOO)
the 5 game was really close and we managed to edge our so called 'arch rivals'
and we won 3-2.
yeaaaaaaa if i am not wrong it has been a long time since we win this school located at adams road wahaha

the rest of the games are okay i guess

our hope of bringing squash to the top 4 dashed when news broke that XXX can carry on playing

oh well i have to say that its the higher powers' decision so we have to deal with it and so we finish the season 5th if i am not wrong
too bad man squash doesn't have quarter finals boooo
and this marks the end of our squash tournament

here are the scores
vs ACSI (0)loss
vs ACJC (1, Elliot) loss
vs NJC (3, Elliot, Lee Tat, Vishi) win
vs VJC (5, Elliot, Jiahaur, Kienwei, Vishi, Rongbin) win
vs SRJC (5, Elliot, Lee Tat, Kienwei, Vishi, Rongbin) win
vs AJC (4, Elliot, Lee Tat, Kienwei, Jiahaur) win

thank you guys 07/08 for fighting together as a team
i won't forget the times when we fought for each other (at least in near future hahah)
Elliot for mocking everyone in order to spur us to improve (i guess)
Jiahaur for all his sick shots that die the instant it hits the floor
Rongbinho for screwing up a few matches IN ORDER to make the tournament exciting hahahah
Horny SKW for performing relatively consistantly as compared to RB so that the tournament won't be over exciting hahah
Fishy for impressing when it matters and ya commendable efforts to make the tournament exciting too
Appan man for putting up with all the shit i give you hahaha
you guys are awesome

Saturday, May 10, 2008

man i need to blog this
just 10 mins ago 2 ah lian lookalikes and a kid who looks like those suffering from down syndrome came to our doors
they were selling ice-cream at the cost of $16
girl A claims that $6 is the cost price of one box of icecream and the $10 is for the kid.
so i asked which organisation are they from.
they say that the kid is their neighbour and they are volunteering to to help the kid raise funds so that he can go to school etc etc
they bought the ice cream directly from the factory and come straight to the neighbourhoods to sell them at a higher price in order to raise money for the kid who is suppose to be their neighbour.
mannn
they don't have license don't have any documents etc but that kid.
looking at the kid is enough to make my heart break
but since there is a possibility of them making use of that boy to earn $$, i told them that i am not interested.
crap now i feel dammmmnnn bad.
i should be just give them $2 or so without taking the ice cream since the money is SUPPOSE to be for the little kid.
but then i didn't give them any. crappppp
arrr being so kind-hearted they should approach the MPs or something for $$ to help the kid
but huh
i have to say that the dressing of the 2 girls is the main reason of me rejecting them
if they were to be aunties. i would have gave them the $$ i guess.
but 2 ah lian lookalikes, dyed hair, coloured contacts, hot pants
to believe that they do all these for good will is quite hard la
BUTTT
they might exceptional, and there is a possibility that they really do this out of good will
oh man feeel soo bad :(

Monday, May 05, 2008

one shall not care too much because if the response is not the desired one you kinda feel ducked up
when efforts are not appreciated
it suck so much
screw those idiots
Nothing is permanent except Change.
The only constant is Change.
Everything comes and goes.
What we can do is to cherish little moments in life.
For it feels like Eternity in that instance.

Sunday, April 27, 2008




You Will Be a Cool Parent



You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need.

You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law.

While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top.

You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!



bored to the max
what am i doing hahahahah
one thing i learnt from this weekend
is to stay away from home during weekends

if not i will be using the computer doing quizes like this




The True You



You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to dress well and take care of him / herself.



With respect to money, you spend carefully and save your pennies.



You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities.



The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort.



You have a tendency to overdo things, but basically you value your friendships highly.



When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends.



bored

Saturday, April 19, 2008

to think that the current generation is all warped
you are probably the warped one.
why so judgemental my fren
nothing is absolute, there are always exceptions

no need to argue, just need to know that
not all are tainted
not everyone belongs to the lost herd

what i am doing is fight for what i believe
you might question my belief
but to me, it is all sane, not warped

when one is not doing his best, one is wasting his time.
i agree
but if we have the capability of winning, den of coz, we fight to win
and fight to go beyond our personal best

thats when legends are made
at least thats what i believe in.

Monday, April 14, 2008

TJC won NJC
3-2
our opponents are technically better den us
but we had the thirst
we had the hunger
to fight for our team
to fight for the school
to fight for ouselves
and we got what we deserved

Squash Team 07/08
Team of Lions

proud of you guys

Sunday, April 13, 2008

"THANKKKSS SENNIOOORRRRR"
and
"you're a great senior yeah"

sound DAMN good

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

alright so in the end we lost 1-4 to acjc
we can't deny the fact that we lost
but we put up a fight
a good fight actually
our dream of entering the semis have just ended
unless some miracle happen such that njc win acjc and we win njc
hahahah fat hope

but the team
never gave up
played with dignity
and
ran after every freaking ball
few scratches here and there
but no worries
we put up a good fight

thank you supporters for coming down to support.
esp beale who missed the physics lecture hahaha
heart-felt
:)

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

first wish of the year
win acjc
when i on the com tmr. we would have won acjc
believe
believe

Thursday, March 27, 2008

wah
Chemistry D
Physics also D or E i think

got to leap from E to A/B again
need to do it fast

right after tournament
mug.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

alright guys our season starts tmr
i have said it once and i will say it again.
this is the freaking last year for us to represent the school
to fight for something which no one in the school's history had achieved
to fight for something which we work so freaking hard for
to fight for something which we believe in
to fight for glory
to fight for ourselves
imagine this.
we fight our hearts out
we got into semis
we became one of the top 4 junior college
TJ squash becomes one of our niche
more and more graded players would want to join TJ Squash
they come in thru DSA
our own players will see us as role models
and train and work as hard as they can
and TJ Squash will stay as one of the top 3 jcs from this moment onwards
imagine this.
we are not only doing it for ourselves
we are doing it for the future batches
and it begins from us
it begins from now.

set a target for yourself
if you think you can't win
set a target.
and achieve that target
as long as you do it, you win
whether your opponent win or lose doesn't better
as long as you did what you wanted, you win
at least we put in our heart and fight for what we believe we can achieve.

enough said.
do it once
do it good.
fight on comrades.

Friday, March 14, 2008

yesterday was really a sleepless night
here is the story
yesterday felt quite sian after studying for quite long so i kop my father's Aik Cheong 3 in 1 White Coffee Tarik and drank it.
i think the powder itself already weights 40g
other normal one is just 20-25g
so the powder is almost half a cup full
so i drank it, thought it would keep me awake. arrr yes it did
taste good
after that i felt a little shaky but then after that
WOOHOOOOO
full of energy
so i carry on studying
den decided to sleep at 0130 afterall i still have MPT the next morning
so i went to bed
but i couldn't sleep
sat up and check the clock
230
sat up and check the clock
300
sat up and check the clock
400
so hack it i just lay there pretending that i am asleep
screw it it didn't work
so woke up at 600
wait what woke up, i merely got off my bed.
and mom told me NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL
thats the thing about my mom.
she has a strong personality
or maybe she just think that i was faking.. oh well so i went to school and took the tests

till now i am still quite awake. maybe not. just can't sleep
yup 34 hours and still counting
hope i don't die.

Thursday, March 13, 2008




Your EQ is 133



You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.



You are warm and open. Even when life gets you down, you're unafraid of the world and its challenges.

You are comfortable with who you are. And you accept your weaknesses - as well as the weaknesses of others.



While you are quite stable, you don't respond perfectly to every bad situation that comes up.

But you have enough emotional intelligence to know when you need a course correction.



ahh quite true
Gut feeling is for lower life-forms, for they have no brains to think.

Monday, March 10, 2008

ahhh felt so relieved after today's frenly

apparently the plan to play it simple didn't work

coz when you step into the courts

the basic instinct is to go all out

but well well lets not be too happy

maybe they are not playing seriously after all

one more obstacle to clear

let's go boys
when i have a girlfren, the first place i would bring her for a date
is punggol field
to fly kite and see people fly kites

ahhhhh so relaxing...

ahhhhh...

Thursday, March 06, 2008

alright guys

this is our grouping for nationals
ACSI (1st)
NJC (4th)
ACJC (5th)
TJC (6th)
SRJC
VJC
AJC

so essentially there will be 3 teams fighting for a slot in the semis

so guys
i hope that after knowing that we are in this tough group we can train harder and become stronger.
and not giving me lame excuses saying that we don't stand a chance.
we do stand a good chance,
if we want it enough.
afterall this is our last year representing the school, and for some of us it might be the last time to play competitive squash ever again.
let's commit ourselves in this final lap. please take care of your body
and be ever ready to go all out.
Do it once. Do it good.
Bring glory to school, and lift TJ Squash to one of our niche pdps
Cheers

Friday, February 29, 2008

wah the more i get to know you the more i adore you

awwwww what a nice pet that my neighbour has

dammit

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

wahhh there is nothing to describe except

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

this is the best birthday i ever had

in this 2 decades of my life.

hahahahahaha sound damn old

but yea i love it woooooohoooooooo

still feeling high now. hahahaha

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Monday, February 18, 2008

eh this is the 90th post.
haha i am here waiting for 0000. so that people can start wishing my happy birthday
sound quite desperate la but ya i am... hur hur hur
at the mean time, i shall admire something which i just found
hahahaha
my sexy back hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
eh to me is sexy la

Sunday, February 17, 2008

i don't want anything in particular for my birthdays because

i don't see birthdays as a way to increase material wealth

all i ask for

is the simple remembering of my birthday

and a simple wishing of "happy birthday" IN A NICE MANNER

that shows that you care

and i will appreciate that :)

Friday, February 15, 2008

i am gonna start this study group for squash
called squash-aaaaaaaaaaaaa-dy group
the As in the aaaaaaaaaaaaa represent
A for Language Arts/GP
A for Mathematics
A for Physics
A for Chemistry
A for Biology
A for Econs
A for Chinese
A for History
A for Geography
A for MEP
A for LEP
A for Project Work
A for E/C. Literature
and more and more

so meaningful

and after you join this group, you will truely be an A student

wahahaha

Friday, January 18, 2008

how i wish that school life will never end

this is quite mad lol is only the start of the year and i can already foresee that i will miss my school life

all the fun we have in class

all the stupid jokes we crack at anytime

all the trouble that we caused

all the crap that you have to take from others

all the trainings/lessons with your peers

they are all incredible.

maybe i should post agn when my language is better lol

Thursday, January 17, 2008

the feeling after you realised you have succumbed to peer pressure

the feeling after you did something that you really didn't like

suck

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

chinese new year resolution

reduce on vulgarities

Saturday, January 12, 2008

4th in nationals

we had the heart

now

everything is falling apart

4th in nationals

in my dreams

in my dreams

Friday, January 04, 2008

and i was rejected again
lol
26% of school
1 mark away from A
no money
no h3
no girlfriend let alone girlfriendS

failure

the bounce back wasn't high enough for the promos
but this blow has hit me harder than the JCT one

we shall see

Thursday, January 03, 2008

everyone deserves a second chance.
i hope it is not too late.
please please please please please